Sonny Bono
Cher
Peter Cullen
Ted Zeigler
Various Characters
William Conrad
Self
Danny Thomas
Ken Berry
Merv Griffin
Ed McMahon
Jim Nabors
Phyllis Diller
O. J. Simpson
Ricardo Montalban
Joe Namath
Telly Savalas
Janet Jackson
Truman Capote
Kris Kristofferson
Vincent Price
Dennis Weaver
Billie Jean King
Glen Campbell
Lyle Waggoner
George Foreman
Jimmy Durante
Jerry Lewis
Joel Grey
Chuck Connors
Douglas Fairbanks Jr.
Tennessee Ernie Ford
Jack Palance
John Davidson
Howard Cosell
Billy Van
Pizza Boy/Singer
Teri Garr
Wife/Singer
Amanda Jones
Chris Bearde
Producer
Allan Blye
Writer
Paul Wayne
Bob Arnott
Bob Einstein
Coslough Johnson
Jim Mulligan
Steve Martin
George Burditt
Phil Hahn
