Adam Alberts

Johnny

Ian Geldart

Sid

Julia Borsellino

Darcy

Ezra Fama de Smit

Bam

Kent McQuaid

Johnny Sr.

Leigh Ann Taylor

Mrs. S

Xiao Sun

Infomercial Girl #1

Carol-Anne Day

Infomercial Girl #2

Julian Bailey

Tripple Bling

Charlotte Poitras

Mary Lou

Lorraine Coulter

Crystal

Sean Colby

Director

Adam Alberts

Writer