David Hasselhoff

John Smith D'Artagnan

Thomas Gottschalk

Peter Porthos

Cheech Marin

Burt Aramis

Alison Doody

Ann-Marie Athos

John Rhys-Davies

Maruice Treville

Andy Romano

Vince Pellito

Michael V. Gazzo

Papa

Tony Maggio

Murdock

Corbin Bernsen

Harry

Ricky Jay

Kerns

Edie McClurg

Betty

Branscombe Richmond

Gus

Scott Jaeck

Ross

Richard Levin

Man in House

John Paragon

Director

Randy Callahan

Casting Assistant