Claire's Mom
Santa Claus
Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Statler / Beaker (voice)
Claire
Taxi Driver
The Great Gonzo / Waldorf / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot (voice)
Pepe the Prawn / Swedish Chef / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Bobo the Bear / Husband Pigeon (voice)
Himself (as Mayor Michael Bloomberg)
Fozzie Bear / Miss Piggy / Animal / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Floyd Pepper / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / Robin the Frog / Son Pigeon / Additional Muppets (voice)
Scooter / Janice / Additional Muppets (voice)
Officer Meany
Postal Worker
Beaker's Girlfriend
Mobster
Mobster
Joy
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Wife Pigeon / Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Sweetums / Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Additional Muppets (voice)
Sweetums / Additional Muppets (voice)
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Postal Dancer
Holiday Commuter
Postal Customer
Additional Voices
Mailman
Director
Teleplay
Teleplay
Songs
Producer
Story
Teleplay
Story
Teleplay
Original Music Composer
Editor
Art Direction
Producer
Casting
Story
Story
Production Design
Set Decoration
Director of Photography
Costume Design
Characters
