Richard Wilson

PC Roland 'Prof' Rose

Craig Fairbrass

Hero

David Tennant

Simon 'Darwin' Brown

Geoffrey Hutchings

Malcolm 'Sarge' White

Jan Ravens

Angie Tennant

Jason Watkins

Kevin 'Taz' Delaney

Samantha Beckinsale

Gillian 'Marilyn' Monroe

Sue Johnston

Val Rutland

Trevor Cooper

James 'Ollie' Oliver

Tony Haygarth

George

Celia Imrie

Mrs. Calloway

Harriet Thorpe

Abigail

Vanessa White

Makeup Designer

Frances Haggett

Costume Designer

Janie Frazer

Casting Director

Simon Wallace

Music