Bette Midler

Bette

Kevin Dunn

Roy

Robert Hays

Roy

Joanna Gleason

Connie Randolph

James Dreyfus

Oscar

Marina Malota

Rose

Stephanie Faracy

Fred Willard

Christine Dunford

Laura Silverman

Lily Tomlin

Tim Conlon

Earl Billings

Tim Curry

Star Jones

Sharon Lawrence

Jenifer Lewis

Christopher Darga

Jeff Coopwood

Steven Houska

David James Elliott

Pamela Dunlap

Kenneth Kimmins

Ashley French

Richard Harris

Gary Janetti

Lisa Ling

Benjamin Lum

Samm Levine

Aaron Norvell

The Stock Boy

Meredith Vieira

Josh Zuckerman

Daniel Hansen

Christian Clemenson

Brenda Song

Brandon Johnson

Police Officer

Lindsay Lohan

Rose

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito

Andrew D. Weyman

Director

Jeffrey Lane

Writer

Robert Cohen

Writer