Stephen Fry

Doctor De Quincy

Jennifer Saunders

Granny Fuddle

Adrian Edmondson

Guy Fuddle

Dawn French

Cook

Helen Lederer

Flossie

Una Stubbs

Mother Superior

Jim Broadbent

Dalcroix

Hugh Laurie

Jim

Tom Wilkinson

Jack

Ruby Wax

Waitress

Harriet Thorpe

Mother

John Sessions

Dean

Lenny Henry

Hollywood Hobo

Stephen Frost

Village Gendarme

Rik Mayall

Priest

Nigel Planer

Barman

Chris Langham

Reporter

Michael Sheard

Judge

Christopher Ryan

Mell

Chris Barrie

Sammy

Norman Lovett

Liverpool Ticket Man

Norman Pace

Village Man

Gareth Hale

Village Man

Sara Sugarman

Novice Mary

Gabrielle Glaister

Warder

Ben Elton

Roland

Sandi Toksvig

Joyce Nightstick

Vikki Chambers

Sister Prudence

Chris Larner

TV Sound Recordist

Ben Elton

Writer