Brent Morin

Matt

Hayes MacArthur

Sean Quinn

Dennis Quaid

Don Quinn

Bridgit Mendler

Emmy Quinn

Ashley French

Kayla Quinn

Siobhan Murphy

Patsy Quinn

Adam Rose

Todd

Elizabeth Ho

Joy Quinn

Mason Davis

Sean Quinn Jr.

Lucas Jaye

Donny

Garcelle Beauvais

Nancy

Tyler Ritter

Alan

Chris Myers

Bryan

Dan Castellaneta

Ted Boseman

Jerry Hauck

Bartender

Jared Wernick

Delivery Guy

Matt Riedy

Football Announcer (voice)

Jamie Renée Smith

Kristen

Kimberley Crossman

Julia

Tangie Ambrose

Dr. Todd's Fan

Kausar Mohammed

Sona

Kathryn White

Carol

Paul Dooley

Grandpa Jack

Matt Lasky

Perp

Kristina Hanna

Vanessa

Simonna

Airport Passenger (uncredited)

Phill Lewis

Director