Kick Ass Guarantee - No Fake Tits, No Condoms
If it weren't for all the Filipina chicks, you wouldn't have anyone making those funky banana boat hats for carnival and country fair prizes. We're kidding, of course. We love these babes, their fiery attitudes in the hammock, the way they smell like cocoa butter on a humid afternoon, the sarongs and their ability to add and subtract with an abacus. Wait, those are other nationalities. You see? It's so confusing. So, just sit back, relax with a hand towel and watch MIchelle Maylene and her friends do some nasty island stuff. They'll show you things we're obviously too dumb to appreciate.
Michelle Maylene
Sabrine Maui
Annie Cruz
Loni Punoni
Rosanna Rose
Banesca
Kina Kai
Rod Fontana
Seth Dickens
...All the Marbles61%
Infinity Pool60%
Jimmy Carr: Comedian76%
Operation Blood Hunt64%
Henry & June60%
Predator: Killer of Killers77%
Pretty Persuasion58%
Original Sin61%
The Clique59%
Pink Flamingos61%
Death Race 258%
National Champions64%
Fifty Shades Darker64%
Facing Ali73%
Hard to Die61%
The Hot Spot63%
Accident Man63%
The Little Death67%
Saturday Night Fever67%
The Born Losers63%
