THE 1,000 VIRGIN SACRIFICE IS NEARLY COMPLETE... AND YOU COULD BE NEXT!
The perfect movie DOES exist! Doug and Carol travel to the port city of Milan, where they have to solve a series of murders committed by a masked slasher at an Italian Fertility Festival. And Soviet Spies. INTERPOL’s there, too.
Jesse Gouldsbury
Director, Writer
Brendan Steere
Writer

Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski
Carol

Frankie Kevich
Lena

John DiMino

Sajda Waite

Jon Collin Barclay
Tomcat 1

Lily Talevski

Shahaub Roudbari

Daniel Steere
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