The straightest of guys. The bendiest of roads. The Most incredible journey.
Zack McHammertime's lifelong dream of becoming rich and famous just might come true as iCONS, a local singing competition, promises its victor $100 billion. To mask his total lack of talent, Zack hires backstory-less friends(?) Troy McDropthebass and Danny McMotorboat, as well as 6 foot 3-year old orphan Chad McCoolkid to form the greatest boyband the world has ever known: Four Straight Guys.
Josh Harper
Writer, Director
Alasdair Lindsay
Writer, Director
Matthew Vivian
Director, Writer

Alasdair Lindsay
Zack McHammertime (uncredited)

Matthew Vivian
Danny McMotorboat (uncredited) / Chad's Mum

Josh Harper
Troy McDropthebass (uncredited)

Ali Keeling
Chad McCoolkid (uncredited)
John Broad
Big "BJ" John
Nick Tovey
iCONs Audition Judge / iCONs Finalist
Emmanuelle Ford
Fourth Straight Guy
Ketziah Broad
Fourth Straight Guy
Jon Hawkins
iCONs Car Park Attendant
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