Every SECOND you're not running, it's only getting CLOSER.
Bloodcurdling screeches. Objects moving on their own. Rancid smells coming from your air ducts. These signs can only mean one of two things: radon or ghosts. Both have the same solution: Spirit Phantom Exorcizing Removal Materials – SPERM for short. In under five (5) minutes, renowned ghost hunter and pardoned tax evader Hugh Jass demonstrates his most legal invention yet. This product can effectively enslave ghosts and impregnate fertile calves. Waste no time, if you’re haunted or not – everyone must try his SPERM!
Liam Mulherin
Director
Julian Fan
Director
John David Thornton
Hugh Jass
Liam Somerville
Janitor
Pippa Painter
Ghost
A Haunted House 262%
All About Evil59%
Passenger72%
undertone61%
Saccharine61%
Insidious: Chapter 266%
Night of the Demons63%
Prey for the Devil68%
Death Becomes Her67%
Porno59%
American Horror House59%
Paranormal Activity60%
Bad64%
Beetlejuice74%
We Have a Ghost64%
Abigail66%
Fright Night70%
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It73%
Nekrotronic58%
The Jester 269%
