What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Bob Saget
Director

Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)

Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)

Bob Saget
Carl (voice)

Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)

Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)

Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)

John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)

Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)

Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
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