While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless wasteland — food and water are scarce, social institutions have crumbled, and a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States.
JJ Adler
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Will Graham
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Jon Watts
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Darbi Worley
Zesty Lewis
Michael Gnat
Anti-Gay Marriage Group Director
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