Wordlotto... Have you scratched Today?
As 'alternative facts' began to overrun every corner of free speech, Western Civilization found itself divided like never before. Shouting replaced listening. Each side was utterly convinced of its rightness. Spoken words gushed forth, regardless of law or propriety. Citizens saw a verbal Civil War on the horizon and demanded something be done. Welcome to the world of the WordMeter, where every utterance is not only counted but also granted at the discretion of the higher powers. Everyone agrees this is a generous system because allotments of words can be replenished simply by scratching a winning ticket in the WordLotto.
Johnny Baca
Director
Tom Lopilato
Writer
Spencer Vaughn Kelly
Tom Brennan
Dawna Lee Heising
Crystal
Gui Kaleski
Robbie (as Guillaume Kaleski)
Madison Spear
Mary Brennan
Allison Price
Karla Gruntz
Nicholas Garabedian
Motor Boat DJ
Hettie Lynne Hurtes
Mama Beverly
Manik Bahl
Co-Worker #2
Mike Thompson
Commissioner Root
Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill62%
Much Ado About Nothing68%
Driver's Ed67%
Taking Care of Business63%
Jim Jefferies: Intolerant71%
Ricky Gervais: Mortality70%
Thunderstruck61%
The Hangover Part III62%
Pitch Perfect 365%
Seriously Single69%
Sextuplets62%
Fist Fight60%
The Wedding Year59%
Qwerty64%
Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years72%
The Best Man Holiday64%
Rookie of the Year61%
29th Street69%
A Bad Moms Christmas63%
Louis C.K.: Hilarious78%
