“Life is a hideous thing”
An epic, 20-minute, completely fabricated theatrical trailer for a crypto-Vestron Video cheapie (by way of Willow-era Ron Howard)—a supposedly 18-hour movie about a Jeff Daniels lookalike demon sent to destroy the planet (and possibly the universe) with his "Turbo-power!" Olds dragster. There are shades of John Carpenter's They Live, caffeinated Evil Dead speed-freakery, a cameo by Miles O'Keeffe, and uncanny movie preview clichés, such as sentence prepositions that never reach a resolution: "On an alien planet…the beauty and wisdom of a sorceress…." Sometimes the liner note blurbs speak for themselves: "Damon Packard is to Stephen Spielberg what George Kuchar is to Douglas Sirk."
Damon Packard
Director
Secret Society of Second-Born Royals66%
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: The Great Calamity81%
Dave Made a Maze64%
Scared Shrekless67%
Basilisk: The Serpent King62%
B.O.B.'s Big Break59%
Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness72%
The Willoughbys70%
Party Central67%
The Monkey King65%
Mater and the Ghostlight62%
Invisible Sister66%
Shrek 3-D60%
10 Lives76%
Lou75%
Shrek Forever After64%
LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack of the Legion of Doom!65%
Animal Crackers63%
Cranston Academy: Monster Zone60%
Airborne60%
