Latinas don`t do housework, they never pay for sh*t, but they`re f*cking wicked with tweezers and an eyebrow pencil. They`d rather starve than not get their nails done. Basically, they`re a pain in the ass. So what good are they? Two things: fighting and f*cking. Sometimes you can`t even tell the difference. Good thing is it doesn`t take much to either set them off or get them off. Look at another woman and she`ll shank you with her stiletto heel. But take her to a car show, and she`ll f*ck your ass into fresh salsa. Super Wow!
Andre Madness
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