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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Tom Kuntz
Director
Mike Maguire
Director
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
Todd Hanson
Writer

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
In the Loop70%
The Kentucky Fried Movie62%
Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker74%
Jimmy Carr: Comedian76%
Idiocracy63%
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life73%
Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer64%
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones76%
Ricky Gervais: Humanity76%
Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs68%
Scary Movie64%
South Park: Joining the Panderverse75%
Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer69%
Amazon Women on the Moon59%
Life of Brian77%
Fun with Dick and Jane66%
Ricky Stanicky65%
Marc Maron: End Times Fun69%
The Hangover Part III62%
Louis C.K.: Oh My God75%