Top billed cast

1. 

   Kate Lý Johnston

   Ebba

2. 

   Jared Masters

   Nigel B. Shearing

3. 

   Rio Sage

   Angie

4. 

   Andy Dick

   self

5. 

   Lauren Kravchenko

   Helen

6. 

   Lorene Song

   Joanna

7. 

   Erin Luo

   Cassie

8. 

   Emelia Linnea

   Brianna

9. 

   Jeffrey Dean Gray

   Gregory Northrup

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Reviews

A review by Chandler Danier

Written by Chandler Danier on 2026-01-14

There is only one way to score this film and that is based off of the lead guy. He sucks so bad. They cut between a waterfall bathing session and his car and him and then the waterfall and then him and it's repulsive. I once read this book and the last bit was "and then black Harry Bosch totally banged the hot young woman who had been helping him on the case real good. Reeeeaaaaaal good." And I felt kind of gross and closed the book to an almost full hardcover photo of the writer smiling at me. Was I supposed to jerk off before or after I closed the book? There's no other reason to put it out ...read the rest

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Status
Released

Original Language
English

Budget
$0.00

Revenue
$0.00

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