If you blink your eyes rapidly enough the world begins to look like a weird flickering animation. This may cause permanent damage to your ORBICULARIS OCULI (eyelid muscle) or it may beef it up to a super-steroidal level that knocks your glasses off your face all the time. This is probably the best way to prepare your eyebrain for SAVORY SELECTIONS, the most breathtaking assemblage of contemporary "fucked-up style...and beyond" animation since Winsor McKay rode Gertie the Dinosaur into the Tron laser getting bitmapped and reconstituted as a GIF backpatch in a cybersquat in a boarded up GameStop at the mall. If that doesn't sound like fun to you, you should have your ears pierced... with a katana blade, that continues on through your neck, because you've forgotten what 'fun' is.
The Emperor's New Groove75%
Cars Toon Mater's Tall Tales70%
Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank66%
The Twits58%
Batman Beyond: The Movie72%
Spaceballs68%
Arctic Dogs59%
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story69%
Dancer in the Dark78%
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back64%
Diary of a Wimpy Kid62%
Fantasia73%
Sing71%
Monster High: Freaky Fusion77%
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters65%
The Lego Batman Movie72%
Storks66%
The Addams Family66%
Beyond Infinity: Buzz and the Journey to Lightyear70%
The Tigger Movie66%