The Philosophers' Football Match is a 1972 comedic sketch by the British surreal comedy group Monty Python, depicting a fictional association football match between teams composed of ancient Greek and modern German philosophers, set during the 1972 Summer Olympics at Munich's Olympiastadion.

John Cleese
Archimedes

Eric Idle
Sokrates

Graham Chapman
Hegel

Michael Palin
Nietzsche

Terry Jones
Karl Marx

Terry Gilliam
I. Kant
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