All Mike wants is a pretzel, but the universe is against him.
A pretzel is an infinite loop.
Matthew Harrison
Director
Christopher Hlas
Writer
Jonathan Schwanbeck
Writer

Troy Garity
Mike

David Ghilardi
Vendor #1
Neil Jain
Guy #1
Denisse Bon
Girl #2

Anthony Ray Parker
Guy #3
Scott Dewey
Vendor #2

Rich Morris
Guy #4
Christopher Hlas
Victim
Sextuplets61%
The Wedding Year59%
Babes59%
Seriously Single69%
Hard to Die61%
Ricky Gervais: Mortality70%
Driver's Ed67%
Fun with Dick and Jane66%
God: Serengeti66%
Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish63%
Louis C.K.: Hilarious78%
Eenie Meanie63%
One Night at McCool's58%
The F**k-It List60%
Jim Jefferies: Intolerant71%
Hostile Takeover69%
Chris Rock: Tamborine64%
The Willoughbys70%