Sorority Girls Suck!
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Matt Jespersen
Director, Writer
Maclain Nelson
Director, Writer
Julie Gonzalo
Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky
Adam Johnson
Wayne Gretzky
Gary Cole
Arthur Levine
Maclain Nelson
Fred Green
Matt Mattson
Tom Slansky
Bart Johnson
Ted
Alexis Knapp
Samantha
Clare Niederpruem
Janet
Frankie Levangie
Kyle
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