The first family invites you to Tricia's Wedding, an event of international magnitude starring The Cockettes in color
The world-famous Cockettes enact Tricia Nixon's wedding to Edward Cox on June 11, 1971. Hurtme O. Hurtme, television correspondent, covers the wedding and interviews celebrities in attendance such as Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, Jacqueline Onassis, Queen Elizabeth, and Elizabeth Taylor. Coretta King sings. During the reception, Eartha Kitt puts LSD in the punch. All hell breaks loose.
Milton Miron
Director, Writer
Robert Patteson
Writer
Kreemah Ritz
Writer

Goldie Glitters
Tricia Nixon
Richard Koldewyn
Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)

Sylvester
Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma
Steven Arnold
Joan Kennedy
Frank Bourquin
Mrs. Cox, Sr.
Pristine Condition
Rose Kennedy
Dusty Dawn
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tomata Du Plenty
Hazel the Maid
Anton Dunnigan
Eartha Kitt
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