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01/11/1984 1h 12m
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For a Mermaid to Stay Wet on Dry Land, She Has to LEARN THE LANGUAGE

Overview

A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a human male.

  1. Ned Morehead

    Director

  2. Jerry Ross

    Writer

Top billed cast

  1. Traci Lords

    The Mermaid

  2. Ginger Lynn Allen

    Linda

  3. John Leslie

    Jack

  4. Amber Lynn

    Dr. Helen Spangler

  5. Tom Byron

    Tommy

  6. Jamie Gillis

    Marty

  7. Rikki Blake

    Activity Director

  8. Susan Hart

    Chrissie

  9. Bunny Bleu

    Therese

  10. View more

Full Cast & Crew

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Status
Released

Original Language
English

Budget
$0.00

Revenue
$0.00

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