They're a couple of zeros short of a grand
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Mark Herman
Director, Writer
Jonathan Tulloch
Writer
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
Sewell
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
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Closer to the Moon65%
Way Down67%
Pain & Gain62%
Looking for Eric65%
Sugar & Spice64%
The Drop68%
Landline61%
Plunkett & Macleane61%
The Big Hit59%
Palookaville59%
Henry's Crime58%
Two for the Money60%
I.D.66%
Charley Varrick74%
Thick as Thieves60%
Family Weekend63%
From Noon Till Three59%
Money Train58%
Raising Arizona71%
