Washed up actor Don Knotts shows up on the back lot of Universal Studios in Hollywood, California in hopes of landing a role in the new Disney movie, Newsies. Unfortunately director Kenny Ortega quickly dismisses Mr. Knotts and has him thrown off the lot. Mr. Knotts is quite upset by the turn of events, so decides to go on a killing spree, believing that if he can't have a role in the movie no one can. He knocks off one newsie after the next, each in a different and unique way.
Michael A. Goorjian
Director
Mark David
Don Knotts
Marty Belafsky
Self
Max Casella
Self
Lucy Boryer
Self
Dee Caspary
Self
Brett Deiball
Fire Marshal
Bill Pullman
Self
Christian Bale
Self
Kenny Ortega
Self
Porno59%
Bad64%
Accident Man62%
The Hunt66%
Hard to Die61%
All About Evil59%
Frank and Penelope73%
The Voices62%
London Calling64%
Ricky Gervais: Mortality70%
Dolly58%
Stretch61%
Deathgasm62%
The Wrath of Becky63%
Fright Night70%
Benny Loves You58%
Vicious59%
The F**k-It List60%
The Killer's Game64%
Louis C.K.: Oh My God75%
