Hans calls his girlfriend Heinz, which tells you everything you need to know about their relationship. They're a typical couple who're stuck in a rut after eight years. Hans works at a copy shop and Heinz is an actress relegated to voicing a cartoon stoplight. On their anniversary, they go to the movies. It's a romance. But the spark on screen just doesn't strike them. When Hans gives Heinz's ex her phone number instead of putting up a fight over her, Heinz' alarm bells go off: How can this be love? They decided to make a list of everything than makes up a real love: Romance, desire, passion, jealousy, drama – deep feelings, in other words. Hans and Heinz methodically start checking off their list and realize: Real life is nothing like the movies.
Laura Lackmann
Director, Writer

Laura Tonke
Laura

Marc Hosemann
Hans

David Bredin
Florian

Katrin Wichmann
Sarah

Christine Schorn
Lore
Hans Longo
Max

Josefine Voss
Mimi

Sebastian Schwarz
Basti

David Ruland
Klaus
Celeste & Jesse Forever64%
Anything Else61%
Sidewalks of New York60%
Irreplaceable You69%
Is This Thing On?65%
Not Easily Broken63%
Love in Taipei67%
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger59%
Father of the Bride70%
She's Having a Baby59%
Which Brings Me to You61%
Coyote Ugly62%
She Said Maybe59%
Father of the Bride63%
He Said, She Said58%
I Met a Girl63%
The Baltimorons61%
L.A. Without a Map59%
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy64%
The Wrong Paris67%