A mother lives in a trailer in the woods with her daughters Emily and Kandi. After Emily and Kandi are abducted by a nefarious group of pirates who reside in an empty swimming pool, the mother must embark on a perilous journey into the dangerous forest in order to save them. The mother encounters singing transvestites, a lesbian gang, a sect of homosexual monks, and a helpful dwarf named Derek on her trek to find her daughters.
Edwin Brown
Writer
George S. McDonald
Writer
Alex de Renzy
Writer, Director
Clair Dia
Emily
Kandi Johnson
Kandi
Margo St. James
Head Dyke (uncredited)
Barry Vane
Captain's Man - Maroon Shirt
Dale Meador
Older Priest
Robert
Darek the dwarf (uncredited)
Tyler Reynolds
Captain
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