"We understand this political climate has turned your world upside down," the 1950s TV-ad voice- over tells you. "Underground shelter is your best defense against radioactive fallout." Cue perky music, tap dancing twins, and a ballerina that bakes the perfect croissant. Welcome to your new luxury home - buried 26 feet below. Complete with mini-golf course, dance floor, swimming pool, two jacuzzis, and a thoroughly modern mermaid. "This is reality." That is, until the nuclear siren rings.
Celia Rowlson-Hall
Director, Writer

Caroline Polachek
Host
Sean Scott
Tap Dancing Twin 1
John Scott
Tap Dancing Twin 2
Leal Zielinska
Maid
Mina Nishimura
Gardener
Katlyn Addison
Chef
Christina Jones
Mermaid
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Testament64%
167%
Skin64%
God's Pocket58%
Charm City Kings78%
On the Beach62%
Bastard Out of Carolina71%
Panic in Year Zero!63%
Unthinkable68%
Adopt a Highway66%
Leave the World Behind63%
Herself67%
I'm Not Here58%
Girl in the Bunker71%
What Maisie Knew71%
Salomé62%
When the Wind Blows75%
The Visit72%
The River64%