A feature length coming of age story about high school love, punk rock, and hemorrhoids.
High school social outcasts Roy Offerman and Larry DiMarco struggle to find a drummer for their new punk rock band, Witness My Jehovah. As Roy will learn, sometimes finding the answer to one problem only brings about a host of others. Immediately after finding a drummer, Roy is plagued by a raging case of hemorrhoids. This causes his parents to be confused about his sexuality, and starts up all sorts of new rumors at school. In the most unexpected place, Roy meets his dream girl Samantha. As Roy and Sam's relationship develops, Witness My Jehovah lands their first big gig at a local music venue. When things don't go as planned, Roy is faced with some of the biggest decisions he'll ever have to make.
Ryan O'Leary
Writer, Director
Chris Bellant
Roy Offerman
Allyson Reilly
Sam
Craig Kelly
Larry DiMarco
Costa Nicholas
Mike Peterson
André De Shields
Mr. Davies
Lori Hamilton
Debra Offerman
John Thomas Cramer
David Offerman
Jenna Michno
Kelly
Matt Van Orden
Mr. Hennrick
Power Ballad69%
Love Happy58%
Metal Lords68%
Coyote Ugly62%
High School Musical65%
Danny Collins67%
You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah64%
10 Things I Hate About You75%
Almost Famous75%
Some Kind of Wonderful68%
Impractical Jokers: The Movie65%
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny67%
Deathgasm62%
Godspell66%
The Beat Beneath My Feet63%
Teen Spirit60%
Watching the Detectives63%
Stop Making Sense83%
Just One of the Guys64%
There's Something About Mary66%
