The Cosmic Space Ninja has been damned to a thousand years of forced labor on the surface of the dismal planet of Chernobourg. His captor is the maniacal Birsk, who schemes to enslave the entire universe. The Cosmic Space Ninja is quick to escape and flee to the countryside, where he must rely on his wits to survive bands of warring barbarians as well as Birsk's pursuing evil minions. All the while, he must construct some sort of plan with which to escape from the planet.
David M. Wood
Writer
Michael A. Martinez
Writer, Director
David M. Wood
Cosmic Space Ninja #1 / Bandit With Staff / Blue Minion
George N. Thompson
Cosmic Space Ninja #2 / Treeman Leader / Bandit / Dirt Person

Brandon Baca
Shang Blubaa / Dirt Person Elder / Blue Minion #1 / Cosmic Space Ninja #3
Chris M. Bernt
Cosmic Space Ninja #4 / Blue Minion #2 / Old Ninja

Brian Klapstein
Dirt Person / Blue Minion #4 / Bandit / Man in Flashback
Greg S. Campbell
Blue Minion #3 / Dirt Person / Bandit

Mark Isaacson
John Striker / Blue Minion
Joe Adkins
Birsk, The Horrendous Fat Guy
Charles Keetly
Dirt Person
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