Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played a TV stealing criminal), he spends his days hustling, his nights arguing with his live-in companion, a transvestite Christian rock wannabe. After a beer can robbery goes wrong, Bronze gets his songwriting pal an audition. When that falls through, he hits rock bottom. A bout with cellphone-induced ear cancer and an incident with a haphazardly thrown can of soup seals his sad fate.
Giuseppe Andrews
Director, Writer
Miles Dougal
Bronze Bronzeman
Walt Dongo
Pew
Bill Tyree
Bufo the Casting Director
Walter Patterson
Greg Wells
Tiffany Naylor
The Only Hooker in Town
Sir 'Bigfoot' George
BigFoot
Joey Murcia
Benny
Rocky Suicidal Mary
Power Ballad69%
Babylon69%
Hedwig and the Angry Inch74%
Grace of My Heart60%
Untamed Heart68%
Where Hope Grows76%
Elvis74%
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous62%
Sidelined: The QB and Me62%
House of D63%
Let's Make Love63%
Clouds82%
Someone Like You...59%
Taking Woodstock62%
Coyote Ugly62%
Mo' Better Blues64%
Time Is Up64%
Racing with the Moon63%
Nowhere68%
Too Late Blues63%
