We Suck At This
Carmilla inadvertently infects Ron, Fang, and Corey with her vampirism. Unaware of their condition, these three misfit vampires' hysterical misadventures illuminate the sudden changes in their nature. While attending a support group recommended by Dr. Acula for what is thought to be a medical condition, the three connect back with Carmilla and learn the truth of their new existence. Cast out by Martin and the old vampires, pursued by the determined Eddie Van Helsing, Ron and Carmilla seek to maintain some humanity and lead their menage through the challenges of vampire life in the modern world.
Wiley McCain
Writer
Giles Shepherd
Director
Chelsea Howard
Carmilla
Carl Childers
Ron
Artemis
Fang
Jevocas Green
Corey
Edward Solis
Martin
Craig S. Murphy
Giles Labou
Ace Talkingwolf
Eddie Van Helsing
Marc Arno
Stan Lee
Stan Bowman
Dr. Acula
Freaks of Nature61%
Vampyres60%
House of 1000 Corpses61%
Fright Night70%
Dolly59%
Bordello of Blood60%
A Haunted House 261%
Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat60%
Once Bitten58%
Mirrors62%
The Lair of the White Worm59%
Vamp58%
Passenger67%
The Return of the Living Dead72%
A Return to Salem's Lot59%
Sinners74%
Eli60%
Suck61%
The Entity68%
28 Years Later66%
