Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)
Matt Cimber
Director
Dennis Morgan
Announcer
Nutsy Fagan
Referee
Jackie Stallone
Judge (as Jacquelline Stalone)
Hal Stone
Timekeeper
Traci Lords
Traci Lords, Ringside Commentator
Tiffany Million
Bambi
Melinda Armstrong
Wendy
Jeanne Basone
Brooklyn
Pamela Manning
Melanie
Hostile Takeover68%
The Family Plan 265%
The Paper Tigers67%
Hooper62%
Die Hart59%
The Big Brawl59%
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka63%
Hard to Die61%
Airborne60%
Border Hunters61%
The Hit List59%
Bulletproof 262%
Louis C.K.: Hilarious78%
Sheroes58%
Accident Man63%
Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs68%
Zero58%
Killer Bean Forever71%
Shade62%
Absolution59%
