Just when you thought it was safe to say "Merry Christmas" again...
On a snowy Christmas Eve, former mild-mannered college student Casey Smallwood is released from prison after serving 10 years for underage drinking. Eager to get out of town, he hops on the express train to Washington, D.C., but after the holiday express takes off into the winter wilderness, it’s hijacked by an angry gang of domestic terrorists and highly-intelligent, government-trained raccoons! Not one to back down from a raccoon fight, Casey joins forces with a porter on the train to fight the terrorists, help bring down a top secret, raccoon-controlled, military laser satellite and show those raccoons who’s in charge!
Travis Irvine
Director, Writer
Yang Miller
Casey / Ty Small Wood
Mitch Rose
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Rusnico Canonigo Jr.
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Kasey Cooper
Shane
Jay Hanna
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Sandy Irvine
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Arron Kinser
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Mike Kolar
Chef
Ed Larson
Head Chef
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