Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on board, such as a pools winner and a very stubborn captain.
Ralph Thomas
Director
Leslie Phillips
Dr. Tony Burke
Harry Secombe
Llewellyn Wendover
James Robertson Justice
Sir Lancelot Spratt
Angela Scoular
Ophelia O'Brien
Irene Handl
Mrs. Dailey
Simon Dee
Basil Beauchamp
Robert Morley
Captain George Spratt
Freddie Jones
Humphrey, the Master-at-Arms
Joan Sims
Russian Captain
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