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John Thomson

Known For
Acting

Known Credits
159

Gender
Male

Birthday
April 2, 1969 (57 years old)

Place of Birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

John Thomson

Biography

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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

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Known For

Acting

2026Nightbornas Jon's Father
2025Fackham Hallas Bill
2025Secret Life of the Auction Houseas Self - Narrator (voice)
2025Celebrity Puzzlingas Self - Panellist
2025Art Detectivesas William Titchfield
2025The People Beforeas Knotweed Man
2024The 1970s: Those Were the Daysas Self - Narrator
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Twoas Self
2024The Gentlemenas Frank
2024Captivatedas Geoff
2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedyas Self
2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofaas Self
2022Best Year Everas Self - Actor
2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever Afteras Plank
2022Celebrity Lingoas Self - Contestant
2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & Moreas Self
2022Sister Boniface Mysteriesas Leonard Monk
2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughsas Self
2022Dodgeras Farmer Grundles
2021Last Train to Christmasas Vic
2021The Weakest Linkas Self
2021Les Dawson Lost Tapesas Self
2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!as Narrator
2021Paul Sinha's TV Showdownas Self - Contestant
2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Yearsas Self
2020The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrasesas Self
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrasesas Self/Various Characters
2020Dog Loves Booksas Dog (voice)
2020McDonald & Doddsas Jimmy Daly
2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrappedas Narrator
2019Brassicas Colin Popov
20197 Up & Meas Self
2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Storyas Himself
2019This Time with Alan Partridgeas Joe Beasley
2018The People's Vetas Self - Narrator
2018Celebrity Catchphraseas Self
2018Shane the Chefas
2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Caras
2017Richard Osman's House of Gamesas Self - Contestant
2017Dying Laughingas Self
2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCas Self - Presenter
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bitas Self
2016Alan Partridge's Scissored Isleas Kevin Ruddock
2016Grimsbyas Bob Tolliver
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sunas Self - Narrator
2016Billionaire Boyas Len
2015Fungus The Bogeymanas
2014Northern Soulas Terry
2014Alan Davies: As Yet Untitledas Self
2013The Power of Dartsas Narrator (voice)
2013Help Pointas Stephen
2013Through the Keyholeas Self
2013Through the Keyholeas Self - Panelist
2013Dementamaniaas
2013Tipping Point: Lucky Starsas Self - Contestant
2013Strange Hill Highas Various (voice)
2013The Job Lotas Kevin
2013Catchphraseas
2013Plebsas Mr. Adolphus
2013The Mimicas Nigel Lord
2013Pulpas Dave Burns
2013Obsessive Compulsive Cleanersas Self - Narrator
2013Father Brownas John Banks
2012Uncle Wormsley's Christmasas Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012BBC Comedy Feedsas Steve
2012Evidently... John Cooper Clarkeas Himself
2011The Chase: Celebrity Specialas Self
2011Death in Paradiseas DCI Chris Ricketts
2011Celebrity Antiques Road Tripas Self - Participant
2011Sootyas The Boss
2011The Jonathan Ross Showas Self
2011The Lock Upas Narrator
2010The Royle Family: Behind the Sofaas Self
2010The Road to Coronation Streetas Harry Kershaw
2009Heads or Tailsas Self - Contestant
2009Big Topas Geoff
2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medleyas Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009Angela and Friendsas
2008Inkheartas Darius
2008Celebrity Juiceas Self
2008All Star Mr & Mrsas
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dongas Self
2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007Kingdomas Nigel Pearson
2007Mobileas Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007Engineering the World Rallyas Himself - Narrator
2007Skinsas Sam Brooks
2006Ghosthunting With...as
2006New Street Lawas Charlie Darling
2006Waterloo Roadas Nelson Smith
2006Waterloo Roadas Nelson Taylor
2006The Dealeras Bat
2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbitas Mr. Windfall (voice)
20058 Out of 10 Catsas Self
2005Monkey Trousersas
2004Blackpoolas
2004Fat Slagsas Foreman
2003Celebrity Mastermindas
2003Celebrity Mastermindas Self - Contestant
2003Appointment with Dr. Terribleas Interviewee – Actor
2003The Terry and Gaby Showas
2003Comic Relief Does Fame Academyas
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeawayas Self
200224 Hour Party Peopleas Charles
2002Johnny Vaughan Tonightas Self
2001Station Jimas Harold
2001Dog Eat Dogas Football Coach
2001Dr Terrible's House of Horribleas Sir Donald Tyburn
2001Murder in Mindas Alan Squires
2001Bill and Benas Bill (voice)
2000Born Romanticas First Cab Driver
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)as
1999The Flint Street Nativityas Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Showas Self
1999It's Only TV But I Like Itas Self
1998You Are Hereas Peter Keggy
1998The Fast Show Liveas
1998Ted & Ralphas Vicar
1998Cold Feetas Pete Gifford
1998Up 'n' Underas Stan
1998Roger Rogeras Barry
1997The Man Who Knew Too Littleas Dimitri
1997The Girl with Brains in Her Feetas Mr. Loughborough
1997Midsomer Murdersas Cooper Steinem
1996Pond Lifeas
1996Never Mind the Buzzcocksas Self - Panellist
1996Roger Rogeras Barry
1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoonas
1996Saturday Liveas Cabbie
1996Silent Witnessas DI Warren Bull
1995Coogan's Runas Fat Bob
1995Crapston Villasas
1995The World of Lee Evansas Customer
1995Dangerous Ladyas
1995Fist of Funas Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995The Young Poisoner's Handbookas Nathan
1994Pauline Calf's Wedding Videoas Fat Bob
1994Ready, Steady, Cookas Self - Guest
1994The Fast Showas Various Characters
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridgeas Joe Beasley
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridgeas Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Eraas Simon Joke
1994Pie in the Skyas Andrew Vernon
1994The Day Todayas Treasurer
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewdas Bernard Right On/Various
1993Paul Calf's Video Diaryas Fat Bob
1993Shooting Starsas Self
1993Harryas Royo
1992The Dead Good Showas Various
1992The Weekendersas Policeman 1
1992Blue Heavenas Waiter 2
1992Men Behaving Badlyas Ken
1991Murder Most Horridas Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991Paul Merton: The Seriesas
1991Soldier Soldieras Sgt Dunn
1988This Morningas Self
1964Top of the Popsas Self - Host
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Rightonas Bernard Righton
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Nightas Self - Team Captain

Production

2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases...Writer
2019Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm...Director
1994The Fast Show...Writer
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd...Writer