He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!
Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona, be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections, which he does by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Luca Bercovici
Director, Writer
Jefery Levy
Writer
Chris Ver Wiel
Writer
Dean Cameron
Ralph
Toni Basil
Phoebe
Thomas Dolby
Stanley
Tawny Fere
Mona
Susan Tyrrell
Chuck the Bartender
Bo Diddley
Axman
Tony Cox
Big Al
Karen Berger
Cloris
Rick Zumwalt
Boom Boom
Once Bitten58%
Suck61%
The Rocky Horror Picture Show74%
Love at First Bite59%
Vamp58%
The Love Witch64%
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny67%
Porno59%
Together69%
The Lair of the White Worm59%
Bordello of Blood60%
Trick or Treat60%
Your Monster65%
Queen of the Damned61%
Spring66%
Deathgasm62%
Cover Girl64%
Fright Night70%
Jennifer's Body60%
Renfield64%
