Look, Cliff Cash doesn’t want to alarm anybody, but as a North Carolina native with a mom who speaks in tongues, a dad who worked on pit crews in Nascar’s dirt-track days, and a lesbian big sister, he’s starting to think TV might not be making Southerners look good—less Southern Charm, more Southern Harm. Truly, when’s the last time you saw a southerner with a multisyllabic vocabulary and explicable storyline recounting a recent hurricane on the news? Then again, what God-and-Dale-Earnhardt-fearing Christian doesn’t go a little crazy when the socialisms and the Nobamas are coming to take your daddy’s junk-drawer .38 and your grandpappy’s hunting rifle, ‘cause they’re gonna melt ‘em down to make rings for abortion doctors’ gay Sharia weddings?
Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill77%
Ricky Gervais: Mortality70%
Jim Jefferies: Intolerant71%
Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years72%
Eddie Murphy Raw72%
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones76%
Chris Rock: Tamborine64%
Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs69%
Chris Rock: Never Scared74%
Ricky Gervais: Armageddon71%
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins60%
Ricky Gervais: Humanity76%
Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Sorry for What I Said When I Was Hungry69%
...All the Marbles60%
Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker74%
Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now69%
Dave Chappelle: Equanimity74%
Wanda Sykes: Not Normal70%
Fun with Dick and Jane66%
Louis C.K.: Oh My God75%
