How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Lays.....!
A groom recounts his past sexual exploits to his new bride on their wedding night.
Walt Davis
Director

John Holmes
Groom
Patti Lee

Becky Sharpe
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Andy Bellamy
Deanna

Susan Westcott
Blond Swinger / Hypnotized Girl
Alex Elliot
Blond Swinger's Husband
Charles Lish
Chuck

Gerard Broulard
Hypnotist

Ann Perry
Saleslady
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