The will of T.W. Glutz provides that his bashful nephew, Hank, will inherit the entire estate if married by 2 P.M. of a certain date. Hank loves a girl who lives fifty miles away, but his uncle's executor, a lawyer, arranges a marriage with a somewhat antiquated home product. At 1 P.M. on the appointed day, Hank is sleeping off the effects of the night before. He wakens with a fever, a raging thirst, and an awful taste, when the lawyer enters and tells him the bride is waiting. "And my heart is fifty miles away," sadly muses Hank.
Charley Chase
Director, Writer

Hank Mann
The Bridegroom-to-Be

Carmen Phillips
The Bride-to-Be

Charles Arling
The Lawyer

Charley Chase
Charley
Joe Lee
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John Lancaster
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