Life's a bitch, then you marry one. What a depressing, but true, cliche for you corny white muthaf*ckas. But how 'bout this one? Life's a beach, then you carry one ... two ... or three ... or four ... or five ... off the beach and far away and out of sight of any witnesses and made into a dirty sex slave who must serve two or three ugly, big-dicked, evil, and perverted monster niggers!
Weekend at Bernie's64%
Desperate Living63%
The Neon Demon64%
Infinity Pool60%
Eden Lake68%
The Lair of the White Worm59%
Mandingo66%
Pink Flamingos61%
Straw Dogs59%
Creepshow 262%
It Follows65%
The Babysitter61%
Strange Darling69%
Fifty Shades Freed66%
Adoration61%
Nymphomaniac: Vol. II67%
Polyester70%
Fifty Shades Darker64%
Weird Science65%
Old63%
